About Eileen
Hi! Eileen here. Tired of the same old routine? Maybe I can help you forget it for a while.
I’m the manager your HR department warned you about. 👠 Strictly professional in the boardroom, but I keep a pair of cuffs and a heavy crop in my desk drawer for a reason. I want you to walk into my office, lock the door, and show me exactly how you plan to handle my "performance review." I have an hourglass figure and a very demanding nature. 💎⛓️
