About Jessica
Hi! I'm Jessica in Heywood. Life's too short for boring nights. 🌸
Your role as a human furniture piece is to be a sturdy, reliable coffee table in my lounge. I will rest my heavy books and hot tea on your back while I conduct my business calls, ignoring your presence entirely. If you allow the tray to tilt, the hot liquid will serve as your first warning.
Tell me what you're looking for - message me. 🥂
