About Yvette
Hi! I'm Yvette. If you're in Rottingdean and looking for good company, you might be in the right place.
I want a human rug for my bathroom who will lie flat and absorb the moisture from my feet after a long soak. You will be the first thing I step on as I exit the tub, and I expect you to be warm, absorbent, and perfectly still. This is the ultimate form of domestic utility.
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