About Kateri
Hi! ✨ Always nice when someone new stops by in Shoreham-by-Sea.
Your role as a human furniture piece is to be a sturdy, reliable coffee table in my lounge. I will rest my heavy books and hot tea on your back while I conduct my business calls, ignoring your presence entirely. If you allow the tray to tilt, the hot liquid will serve as your first warning.
Tomorrow works too - text me to schedule. 😏 😉
