About Paisley
What's up! Paisley here. Zero fake energy - just me. ✨
Your role as a human rug is to lie at the entrance of my kitchen and allow me to step on you every time I need a snack. I expect you to be warm, soft, and perfectly motionless, regardless of the pressure from my heels. This is the ultimate form of domestic service.
Shoot me a message and let's see if we click. ✨
