About Stephanie
Hi! 🌿 I'm Stephanie. Discreet, friendly, and easy to talk to.
Your role as a human furniture piece is to be a sturdy, reliable coffee table in my lounge. I will rest my heavy books and hot tea on your back while I conduct my business calls, ignoring your presence entirely. If you allow the tray to tilt, the hot liquid will serve as your first warning.
Ready? Text me now.
