About Audrey
What's up! Passing through Bircotes? Even better reason to say hi. ✨
There is a psychological beauty in the concept of a human mailbox. You will sit by my front door with a specialized harness designed to hold my packages and letters until I am ready to retrieve them. This exercise in patience and stillness is the only way you can prove your utility to a woman of my standing.
Spontaneous? Text me and we'll make it happen.
