About Orla
Hi! Orla here. I bring good vibes wherever I go. 🥂
Your role as a human rug is to lie at the entrance of my kitchen and allow me to step on you every time I need a snack. I expect you to be warm, soft, and perfectly motionless, regardless of the pressure from my heels. This is the ultimate form of domestic service.
Want the VIP treatment? Message me first. 🍸
