About Paulette
Hi! I'm Paulette in Finedon. Glad you found my page. 😉
Your role as a human rug is to lie at the entrance of my kitchen and allow me to step on you every time I need a snack. I expect you to be warm, soft, and perfectly motionless, regardless of the pressure from my heels. This is the ultimate form of domestic service.
Make the first move - I promise it's worth it.
