About Zelie
Hello! I'm Zelie in Banff. Discreet, warm, and ready when you are. ☕ 😉 🥂
Your role as a human furniture piece is to be a sturdy, reliable coffee table in my lounge. I will rest my heavy books and hot tea on your back while I conduct my business calls, ignoring your presence entirely. If you allow the tray to tilt, the hot liquid will serve as your first warning.
