About Jeanne
Hey! Jeanne here. No bait and switch, ever.
Your role as a human rug is to lie at the entrance of my kitchen and allow me to step on you every time I need a snack. I expect you to be warm, soft, and perfectly motionless, regardless of the pressure from my heels. This is the ultimate form of domestic service.
Want to know my rates? Message me, no awkwardness. ✨
